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Joke of the Day

"While they're a lot of fun on Halloween, did you know most jack-o'-lanterns end up at the pound? Please. Next year, carve a puppy."

"Watch your wedding video backwards. You'll love the part when you take your ring off, walk away from the altar, & leave with your friends."

"What did the man put on his car when the weather was cold? An extra muffler."

"What is Snoop Dogg's favorite weather? Drizzle"

"A walk of shame is always sad. Don't make it worse by adding the sound of Flip flops to it."

"What do you call a neurotic octopus? A crazy mixed-up squid."

"I still have no idea what the fuck Grape Nuts are supposed to be."

"There was once a psych researcher with a rare genetic defect that gave her four buttocks. She was fired for being bi-assed."

"What is worse than ants in your pants? Uncles in your pants"

"I like my chocolate like I like my men. Rich."