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Joke of the Day

"What was the man running around ? - from my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep."

"It looks like trees are all flamboyantly coming out of the closet before they die for the winter"

"I don't even bother filling out the ""From"" field on gift tags during Xmas. One look at the wrap job, and its VERY obvious."

"Everyone said it was a bad idea to store glue in the same cabinet as my rifles but I'm sticking to my guns."

"I was on the bus with my gf and this smoking hot Thai chick sat next to me. I thought ""don't get a boner, don't get a boner."" But she did."

"A Mexican bear walks into a bar He stretches, yawns, then says ""Oso tired"""

"I like my women like I like my fish Battered,chopped up, and stored in the freezer."

"Sorry I ate that banana so slowly at your grandpa's funeral."

"My wife and I decided we don't want to have children anymore So anyone who wants one, leave us a number and adress and we will bring you one."

"Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine? When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around"