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Joke of the Day
"What did the timid porn star say to the talking cat? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LOOOOOOONG JOHNSON!!!!"
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"Ugh this morning this cop was all ""what's with the fake mustache"" & ""you can't throw turtle shells out of your vehicle"" & ""who's Yoshi"""
"Isn't it weird how something that's used as PUNISHMENT as a child becomes a sexual act once we're older? Like oral sex."
"I don't know what Hitler's favourite drink was. But he sure as hell didn't like juice."
"I'm old enough to remember when a car on the back of a tow truck meant a transmission problem rather than repossession problem."
"What do you call Apple's next beauty product? The iLiner."
"If you can't beat them, try again when they're sleeping."
"The GOP debate"
"Jack and Jill went up the hill; each one had a quarter When they came down Jill had both, You think they went for water?"
"The *REAL* Way to Avoid Clickbait Seriously guys, this is Reddit. What were you expecting?"