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Joke of the Day

"How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and as many as you can fit in the ash tray."

"What do you get when you combine someone from Colorado and someone from Idaho? A Baked Potato"

"Blond joke Why was the blond happy she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months? It said 2 to 4 years on the box."

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? The picture only takes one nail"

"A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his pants The bartender asks whats up with the wheel on his pants. The pirate responds with ""Yarr, it's driving me nuts."""

"guy at seaworld: ""it's a cross between an eel and a shark, we're asking everyone to pick a name for him"" wife: ""steve"" me: ""sharkeel o'neal"""

"What is Michael Jackson's favorite piano chord? A-minor"

"My boss hates it when I shorten his name to ""Dick"". Especially since his name is Steve."

"A new report has concluded that dog owners are more outgoing than cat owners. Hardly surprising. You have to take a dog for walks."

"A friend of mine got caught masturbating in the showers. It completely ruined our class trip to Auschwitz."