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Joke of the Day

"Until a pregnancy test commercial involves a chick hysterically crying & screaming MY LIFE IS OVER, it's not real life."

"What did the fish say when he accidentally swam into a wall? Oh dam"

"Why did Obama cross Pennsylvania Ave?"

"What's the difference between Reddit's CEO and Hitler? There's no ""L"" in Pao."

"""Is this InkJet any good?"" ""Sure we've sold it to royalty"" ""Princesses?"" ""Mate, it prints ALL the letters"""

"What do you get when you cross a Native American with phosphorylation? ATP"

"Few things are creepier than someone saying ""I know"" after you introduce yourself."

"So, being a mirror inspector... ...is a job I could really see myself doing."

"What kind of phone does a burglar use? A no-key-a"

"Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only cums once a year."