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Joke of the Day
"Few things are creepier than someone saying ""I know"" after you introduce yourself."
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"It should be socially acceptable to end any boring conversation by shouting ""UNSUBSCRIBE!"""
"""The Sun is dying. We need help"" the scientists are speechless. Cool Dad kicks in the door & removes his shades ""It's daylight savings time"""
"""Paper or pl.."" ..astic! OMG we finish each other's sentences! You complete mmmm... ""I'm not saying 'me'"" ME! OMG we did it again! ""..."""
"How do you spot a joke without a punchline?"
"A homeless man randomly asked me if I was from Minnesota yesterday, so I replied, ""no, but once I stabbed a guy who grew up in Minneapolis"""
"""Feeling sad? We can help make it worse"" - online dating"
"So my daughters friend came over the other day and they played house together Now I have $50k in medical bills and she thinks she has Lupus."
"SCIENTISTS: We've discovered a massive black hole with no obvious qualities ME: Ok wow I'm right here"
"I just pretended to be on my phone in the elevator and then my phone rang. I'm going to close up shop emotionally for the day"