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Joke of the Day
"How do you make Holy Water? You boil the hell out of it."
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"Dear Idiot: It's HOMEOpath, not HOMOpath. Homopath is like a crazy gay dude."
"real men.. [twitches uncontrollably] don't hi- [""real man"" skin suit falls off revealing fake man who was the one doing bad stuff all along]"
"So what if I used a time machine to kill Hitler but arrived too late? And now he's alive and knows how to time travel? Would you guys be mad"
"How do you spell Canada in Canadian? C, eh! N, eh!, D, eh!"
"I bet at least ONE of Leonardo DiCaprio's friends has called him Leotard. Probably Mark Wahlberg..."
"Never trust anybody who has graph paper. They're always plotting something."
"Two drums and a cymbal jump off a cliff... Ba dum tss."
"[consoling grieving widow] so I guess you'll be looking for a new owner for his pokemon collection?"
"Hair Dresser: You could get extensions to add length. Me: You could stop cutting."