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Joke of the Day

"I bet at least ONE of Leonardo DiCaprio's friends has called him Leotard. Probably Mark Wahlberg..."

"[ignores the worlds evils] Oh wow this is a lot easier"

"I did a girl missionary style I stole her cultural identity so I could take her land"

"why is six afraid of seven ANSWER :because 789"

"Matchbooks exist just to be clues in detective movies."

"I'm in the Guinness book. Not the world records one, the one at the brewery that's says which people are not allowed back."

"A teacher was fired for not letting kids out at the end of the day unless they gave her fresh coffee. It was grounds for dismissal."

"Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together? A: Dino-mite."

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You only need one nail to hang a picture! Happy Easter!"

"Why can't you smell Bran (spoilers) He's hodorless"