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Joke of the Day
"How do you spell Canada in Canadian? C, eh! N, eh!, D, eh!"
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"Did you hear about the unnecessarily large string orchestra? It was shut down due to mass violins"
"Hey men, don't be fooled by maxipad commercials. Ladies aren't really full of blue windshield washer fluid."
"*bumps into an acquaintance in a world where there's no such thing as weather* Uhhhhhhhhhhh"
"If these walls could talk, I bet it would sound like someone was trapped in the wall and we'd all freak out pretty bad."
"A man walks into r/news <removed>"
"What came first, the chicken or the egg? The rooster did."
"Chernobyl Have you ever seen Ronald Reagan's response to the Chernobyl incident? He thought the Russians were just ""overreacting."""
"According to the vet, our dog is addicted to masturbation. I hope it doesn't rub off on our children."
"What do you call a rising poll? Upvote"