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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between France and Texas. About ten people."
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"I just found out my on-line girlfriend has a wooden leg. should I break it off?"
"I farted alone in a room and then my girlfriend's dad came in. Now I have to pretend like something is dead in the walls and help him look."
"My girlfriend says a 4"" penis is just fine. Still, I wish she didn't have one."
"The only good thing about being a chemist... Is that no one knows what I'm doing with my dog when I tell them ""I'll be in my lab""."
"What did Little Red Riding Hoods boyfriend say when he was asked about their sex life? It's all good in the Hood!"
"Did you hear about the Italian Chef with terminal cancer? He pastaway."
"How many of those brownies did you eat, private? ""All of them sir!"" ""That was my stash private."" ""Negative sir it was labeled private!"""
"Saw a guy this morning covered from head to toe in camouflage and sporting a fluorescent safety jacket... You can't have it both ways mate"
"Money can't buy happiness... Poverty can't buy *Anything*"