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Joke of the Day
"Why was the violist standing outside the door? He didn't know when to come in"
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"When I was a kid I was so afraid of being kidnapped until my mom assured me there was no way in Hell anyone would ever want to take me."
"wait, do bisexuals experience sexual attraction twice a year or once every two years"
"My New Year's Resolution 1920x1080"
"Q: What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan? (Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end"
"When is a dog most impolite? When he points."
"Just heard a weird noise from the other room, but refuse to call out ""Is anyone there?"" I've seen the movies...those people always die!"
"even if u realy hate sombody, u shoud never insult their physical apearance!!! bc as soon as u dig deeper u will find much stronger insults"
"They aren't making foot rulers any longer Why you ask? If it was any longer it wouldn't be a foot"
"People that cut others off while talking should go to jail. But only serve half their sentence."