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Joke of the Day

"What are the 3 rings involved in marriage? 1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering"

"I love playing The Sims. It's the only time I can watch a family naked and not get arrested."

"Apple's latest phone is going to be a hit. It's the iPhone Success."

"Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.? Because Michael Douglas starred in ""Double Jeopardy"" in 1999."

"Wikileaks has been experiencing financial difficulties recently. Would it help if they began running... classified ads?"

"Shocked to see Gravity win a special effects award. Thought it was actually filmed in space"

"What do you call a perturbed grown-up? An addled adult"

"*acts sassy* *flips hair* *walks into a wall*"

"Confucius say...Man who fall in sewer trough, in deep shit."

"I predict that in the year 2050 the only people who will have tramp stamps will be grandmas. Thus they will be referred to as granny stamps."