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Joke of the Day

"*acts sassy* *flips hair* *walks into a wall*"

"One day you will meet someone so amazing in every way who will want absolutely nothing to do with you."

"I'm reading this amazing novel called ""Dictionary"", I'm only halfway through but I'm pretty sure the Zebra did it...."

"I own a store that sells crafts painted with blood It's called the Artery"

"If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader then she would be known as Ella Vader......."

"Would bet there's a math equation that can tell how many kids a person has by measuring the amount of Cheerios on the floor of their car ..."

"Want to take the wind out of my sails? Walk past my table at the restaurant with what I thought was my meal."

"Broccoli is like sex If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult"

"*Goes to Czechoslovakia to shop for a car with Automatic Braking System *Czechs for ABS"

"Pedophiles lobby for slower speed limits at school zones"