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Joke of the Day
"I love playing The Sims. It's the only time I can watch a family naked and not get arrested."
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"50 Cent used to be 1 Dollar... But now he's only half the man he was."
"I saw some nudity on TV last night... I just sat there shaking my fist. I was furious."
"Million dollar idea: an alarm clock that plays Nickelback if you hit snooze."
"What did the alpacas go as for their group costume? The zombie alpacalypse"
"I try to teach my mom something new everyday. Because you're supposed to learn from your mistakes. Edit: Apparently a lot of you are all teaching my mother new things too. Weird."
"Tyrone says ""come on shaniqua one extra stripe on a zebra wont hurt her"" She replies "" fucker stop talking about my strech marks"""
"have you ever had Ethiopian food? neither have they!"
"Dr ""Do you want the good news or the bad news?"" Patient ""Good"" Dr ""You have 6 months to live"" P ""What's the bad news!?"" Dr ""...in dog years"""
"How many choir directors does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows. No one ever watches the choir director."