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Joke of the Day

"I love playing The Sims. It's the only time I can watch a family naked and not get arrested."

"Why does everyone hate peppers? They always get jalapeno business!"

"[Jail] INMATE: I killed a guy. SCOOBY DOO VILLAIN: I got caught trying to haunt an old warehouse by a bunch of teenagers and a talking dog."

"TIL back in the day there were only 25 letters in the alphabet. Nobody knew y."

"What do the French learn in basic training? How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages."

"Did you here about the female thief? I heard she was a mistake"

"How many calories do you get from eating pussy? Depends on which direction she wipes..."

"You think your life is bad? I've got that ""Five dollar foot long"" song stuck in my head."

"Wanna hear a joke? The creativity of this sub-reddit."

"Love may be blind, but It doesn't have to be stupid."