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Joke of the Day
"I got 99 problems and each of them is being able to make relevant pop culture references."
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"A salesman knocked on my door today. ""Who currently provides your Internet?"" he asked. I said, ""My next door neighbour."""
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"Tall Grande at Venti. It's the midget psychic at large in the perspective of Starbucks. Can I get internet points now?"
"I'm not a beach, but shore. Cheesy and overused, but always makes me laugh."
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