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Joke of the Day

"I am not racist, I love black people. In fact, I love them so much that I think we should all have our own."

"What do you call a know-it-all that likes doing bad stuff to kids? Encyclopedophile"

"What do you call children who are born into a Whorehouse? Brothel Sprouts."

"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Mega-Sore-Arse"

"Mummy! Mummy! Have you seen my Cabbage Patch Doll? Be quiet and finish your coleslaw!"

"I know almost 100 jokes about scales, but only 1 of them is good... All the rest are tareable"

"What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty."

"I asked an extremely fit girl if I could see her snatch... So she loaded up the bar and asked, ""How many?"""

"Sex is like pizza If you're going to use barbecue sauce, you better know what the fuck you're doing"

"Give a man a fish, he can eat for a day. Give a man another fish, ""Hey man where's that fish I gave you Monday? YOU ATE IT?! IT WAS A PET!!"""