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Joke of the Day

"Green day is playing on the only two alternative rock stations in my neighborhood... There is no alternative."

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"Why did Ellen Pao cross the road? [deleted]"
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"China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means, Even if you're a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you."
"How is a vagina like a cigarette? The closer you get to the butt the stronger the taste."
"I like my car how I like my life. Duty free."
"What was the top item on Hitler's grocery list? Concentrated Juice."
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