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Joke of the Day

"AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE A WINDOWS 7 PARTY 'CAUSE A WINDOWS 7 PARTY DON'T STFILE \$win_nt$.~bt\NTKRNLMP.EXE cannot be open error 7"

"Why did the baker have brown hands? He kneaded a poo"

"What's a gothic persons blood made of? Emoglobin"

"What do you call a person with no arms and no legs? Fucked."

"10 ways to avoid clickbait! Well, that wasn't one of them.."

"The dad asks his son: ""What has four legs and isn't alive? Son: ""nice try, a chair!"" Dad: ""Nope. Our dog just died."""

"What did the ZERO say to the EIGHT? 0 - Nice belt. 8 - thank you :)"

"What's the point of having nice tits if you're going to cover them up? Stop being so fucking greedy and unbutton your shirt like I do."

"Where is Macau? In m'field"

"Fero's Law states that if your hands can be wet before you're introduced to someone, they will be."