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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick down your throat."
Next Joke
"I asked Dad why we put cookies on the counter for Santa.. Dad replied ""because thats the way the cookie crumbles"""
"If you eat too many salted pretzels on Halloween, what happens the next day? November thirst."
"Things got heated on my date the other night and I said ""hey you wanna do 68?"" She says ""what's that?"" I said ""it's when you blow me and I owe you one."""
"I don't trust Bonsai trees. They are a little shady."
"When I see crate of kittens in a pet store I think ""oh a crazy cat lady starter kit!"""
"Why wouldn't the two tampons talk to each other? They are both stuck-up cunts."
"What's the square root of 69? Eight something."
"What kind of tea isn't fake? A property"
"Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!"