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Joke of the Day
"If you eat too many salted pretzels on Halloween, what happens the next day? November thirst."
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"How is a hurricane like a marriage? At the beginning there's a lot of blowing and sucking, and when it's over your house is gone."
"How do you unload a truck load of puppies? With a pitchfork"
"Friends and lovers may come and go but allergies are forever."
"What do you call a fat Chinese man? A chunk."
"When is a dog not a dog? When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend."
"""I hate burritoes!"" -No Juan ever"
"Die Hard VIII: Die Even More Harder: Mostest Harderest."
"If I had a dollar for every time someone called me a racist... ... a black man might rob me."
"Lady beavers call their vaginas, ""people"""