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Joke of the Day
"If you eat too many salted pretzels on Halloween, what happens the next day? November thirst."
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"Girl, you should be a life gaurd You so salty, all you got to do is jump in...."
"/r/Jokes just surpassed /r/AskReddit in users! I lie..."
"[I open my lunchbox to find a copy of the Magna Carta] But that means... [cut to British Library patrons thoughtfully examining a Capri Sun]"
"I took a ""Paint with Wine"" class. The instructor was really impressed with how well I handled my wine."
"On Pedophile Opposite Day they go to army bases to have sex with Majors."
"Roses are red, violets are blue I'm schizophrenic, and so am I"
"<--- 30 year old female who STILL snickers when the elevator door opens & the electronic voice says ""going down"". Never gets old."
"A man and a woman are having sex, when her husband comes early... she is sad."
"What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa stops at three Ho's."