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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day? Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day."

"What do kids eat for breakfast? Yogoat!"

"How do dinosaurs like their chicken? RAWWWWWWWW!!!!"

"Scientists say four out of five people suffer from diarrhea... I'm just wondering, does that mean that *one* other person enjoys it?"

"What's the difference between American and Muslim teenage girls? It's illegal to fuck American girls when they're 12."

"Guys, I'm officially having sex tonight so please don't disturb me between 9.30 and 9.31"

"Why aren't fish good tennis players? They don't like getting close to the net!"

"What word is always spelled incorrectly? Incorrectly. I'll see myself out."

"We need to get into the fertilizer industry... I hear business is booming."

"Is it physically possible to be sad in rollerskates? Cause I think my cat's just being dramatic."