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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a puppy on its period in the peak of summer? A hot dog with ketchup at one end."
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"Why is Helen Kellers belly button bruised? Her boyfriend is blind too."
"I heard that the factories in China will be close until the next GOP president. A liberal joke"
"What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...? Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs."
"What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday? I appreciate the sediment."
"What did one empty beer bottle say to the other? ""I'm drunk."""
"Why don't Jewish men eat pussy? Because it's too close to the gas chamber."
"Sometimes I feel like a real perv when I'm watching girls get dressed through a pair of binoculars"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. Knock, knock.... Who's there? The chicken."
"What do you call a group of JD Salingers? A Humble Hindi Bundle."