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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a puppy on its period in the peak of summer? A hot dog with ketchup at one end."
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"All I want from life is to be able to respond ""crystal"" when someone angrily asks me if they've made themselves clear."
"My neighbors loved the music so much when I turned it up, that they invited the police to listen. :)"
"If fire shoots out of the chimney the Papal Conclave has selected a new drummer for Slayer."
"My girlfriend is ambidextrose she can polish off a box of chocolates with either hand."
"Why don't elephants smoke? They can't fit their butts in the ashtray"
"""I just want to meet a nice guy."" -Girls who exclusively date assholes"
"What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster? A wake-up call!"
"What do you get when you mix acids and bases together? Rape."
"If you're American when you enter the bathroom, and American when you exit the bathroom, what are you while you're IN the bathroom? European."