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Joke of the Day

"I broke my finger last week On the other hand, i'm ok"

"Today my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me. When I asked if there was another guy, she said I was the other guy."

"I was a professional boxer. Then I picked up Muay Thai just for kicks."

"A racist joke (be warned and don't take offense) Why is it that you never see a black person on a cruise? They're not falling for that one again.."

"Our Faults ""Once a friend of mine and I agreed that it would be helpful for each of us to tell the other all our faults"" ""How did it work ?"" ""We haven't spoken for five years""."

"wait, do bisexuals experience sexual attraction twice a year or once every two years"

"I decided to freeze myself at -273.15 degrees Celsius My friends think I'm crazy, but I think I'll be 0K"

"From a 3yo buddy of mine (x-post from r/AntiJokes) Knock knock. Who's there? Banana with no skin."

"Life isn't about the moments that take our breath away. That's asthma. You're thinking of asthma."

"What do the French learn in basic training? How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages."