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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between pizza and a jew? Pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven."

"My friend asked me if i wanted to go to Yoga class with her. I replied.... ""NahImmastay"""

"What did the stamp say to the letter? Lick my ass and I'll take you places you've never been before."

"Have you heard of the American Philosophical Association? I'm not sure if it exists or not and neither are they."

"What happens to a necrophiliac after death? Reserection"

"Have you heard about Henry the brown-nosed reindeer? He's just as fast as Rudolf, he just can't stop as quick"

"*runs into wife on the way to see his mistress* Aww are those flowers for me? -Uh...yeah Is there a card too? *with a mouthful of paper* No"

"What's the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito? One is a blood sucking parasite, and the other is an insect."

"Where animal does Russian milk come from? moscows"

"If a feminist has 15 cupcakes And she eats 13 of them, why is she wearing leggins?"