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Joke of the Day

"what do Chinese people say when it is sunny outside. what do Chinese people say when it is sunny outside i wish it was raining cats and dogs that would be dericious"

"Smoking cures ham."

"What is long, white, and very sticky? The coming of the Lord!"

"How do you tell the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber? Ask them to pronounce unionized."

"I love getting Halloween candy... It makes me Snicker(s)."

"Where can Grammar Nazis find asylum? Grammargentina"

"How do you recycle a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it."

"We should all be donating more to mental health charities It really is *fundamental*."

"I don't get why it's called a super moon It doesn't even have a cape"

"A friend of mine has a trophy wife... apparently it wasn't first place."