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Joke of the Day

"""Happy Monday,"" said the Facebook status of the girl with no grasp of reality."

"A guy was running around trying to determine the source of physicians' flatulence He was only following doctors odors."

"World's second shortest joke An Irishman walks past a bar..."

"most recent posts on this sub Knock knock Who's there? /r/jokes /r/jokes who? Hahahahahaha!!!! it's an inside joke"

"Gandalf is the new head coach of the Seattle Seahawks"

"What is the difference between a Snowman and a Snowwoman? Snowballs"

"This morning I jogged for 30 swear words."

"Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine? When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)"

"What do you call a person who makes surrealist sandwiches? Salvador Deli."

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? A Japanese business man wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on his face"