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Joke of the Day

"How much does a pirate pay for corn? Buccaneer."

"A pirate crew is fleeing from a whaling ship One pirate swabbie asks, ""This be the whaling ship driven by the wench with two vaginas?"" The pirate says, ""Aye, we best be wary of har poons."""

"I have this wart. I didn't like it at first, but it grew on me."

"Jesus draws a bath after an exhausting day, gets in ""Damn it, c'mon, not again!"" he says as he sits on top of the water, unable to submerge"

"I am so smart and good at arguments.. I am so smart and good at arguments, that in the end I end up beating myself!"

"Was Billy Idol? No, he was moving at the time."

"The dad asks his son: ""What has four legs and isn't alive? Son: ""nice try, a chair!"" Dad: ""Nope. Our dog just died."""

"Q: Why couldn't the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes? A: She couldn't find the recipe."

"NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN, beer and porn, making it very clear that men are not from Mars.."

"What does a Japanese guy name his pet lion? Ryan"