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Joke of the Day

"How many virgins does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure he`s got the right hole."

"Three mods walk into a bar... [deleted]"

"Getting white carpet installed, then inviting everyone over for a spaghetti sauce and red wine party."

"What do you feel when you accidentally run over and kill a group of geese crossing the road? Goosebumps"

"Star Wars Force Awakens joke Im Seriously concerned about new star wars. If this continues, Well then im very interested, How will the Rey with her training, run with Old Skywalker on her back"

"What Happened when Feminist's found out about Reddit? Well they [deleted]"

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the Fresh Prints."

"Right off the bat Cinderella knows she's marrying a prince with a serious foot fetish."

"How do you tell the sex of an ant? Put it in a bucket of water. If it sinks you have a girl ant but if it floats you have a buoyant."

"Magic is like breast implants... ...we all know its fake, but when done well, can give you a feeling of true wonder"