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Joke of the Day

"How many virgins does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure he`s got the right hole."

"Sure, Canada, feel safe now while US is just after oil. Wait 'til we run low on beer, ice, hockey players & f'd up ways to pronounce words."

"What did the Alaska Native's girlfriend say when she broke up with him? *""I'm just not that Inuit.""*"

"There are 10 kinds of people... Those who understand binary code, And those who don't."

"Never tell a blind Catholic that seeing is is believing..."

"What happened when Jesus went to mount Olive? Popeye fucking smacked him one."

"""Our toes look nothing like that!"" - Camels"

"Nobody works harder than a drunk person trying to carefully whisper a secret."

"People who are afraid of pedophiles need to grow up"

"Did you hear about the overweight prison escapee? They say he really let himself go."