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Joke of the Day

"I think I have a premature ejaculation problem it seems to come out of nowhere."

"You know she loves you when you wakeup in a pool of ice in the motel room bathtub with only one kidney removed."

"Did you hear about the Louisiana Tech professor who stood in front of a mirror for two hours wondering where he'd seen himself before?"

"Today on ""Dora the Explorer"", Dora and Boots learn there are some places they can't explore when Map leads them to an armed border patrol."

"Did you know: the human body is 60% water, 20% hair, 34% rope, 9% tubes, 12% earrings, 99% eyes, 13% jubjubs, 6% dingdongs, 100% crannies"

"There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who can count binary, and those who can't."

"Did you hear that Sir Mix-A-Lot's pet snake left his girlfriend because she went low-carb? His anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun."

"What did the neckbeard say while giving the eulogy for his extremely flatulent friend? Rip in peace"

"The Joys of Horse-riding by Jim Kama"

"How do you say Tony Romo in Spanish?(X-post r/nfl) Mark Sanchez."