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Joke of the Day
"Where do snowmen keep their money ? In a snowbank !"
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"Hi electron, will you be at home tonight? Probably."
"popsicle stick joke. Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?"
"What do you call a politician that can play brass? Donald trumpet"
"What's the NSA's favourite game? I spy."
"what did one mountain say to the other? meet you in the valley!"
"Have you ever heard of Tupac? You probably haven't, he's pretty underground"
"""If you want something badly enough you'll never give up."" -psychopaths"
"Why do anarchists smell so bad? Because they're *revolting*"
"How is a blowjob like a lobster dinner? You have to leave the house to get a good one."