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Joke of the Day

"Why do anarchists smell so bad? Because they're *revolting*"

"Whenever someone makes a Jew joke and the Rabhi is in the room everybody goes ""AWWWSWITCHZ"""

"Life is like a penis. Simple, relaxed and hanging around freely. It's women who make it hard."

"[morgue] mum: [crying over my bullet ridden body] how did this happen cop: the robber yelled ""everyone be cool"" so he tried to do a kickflip"

"Master yoda are we on the right path... ...off course,we are"

"What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside? ""Shomething'sh Amish..."""

"Morning meeting about improving communication cancelled because not everyone knew about it. I wish I could make this up."

"Jesus take the wheel ~ Mexicans stripping a car"

"What game do you play with a gospel choir? Where's Whitey?"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? (Why?) To get to the idiots house."