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Joke of the Day

"I'm obsessed with you. Not like peak through your window obsesseHEY I LIKE THAT DRESS WEAR THAT ONE"

"Daylight savings On Sunday we jumped back an hour, today we jumped back 50 years."

"What is your favorite joke about women? Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove."

"Did you hear about the gay turtle? Finally came out of it's shell."

"Two girl twins are born. One is named Skye after her perfect blue eyes The other has cataracts, so was called Claudia"

"I'm in the Guinness book. Not the world records one, the one at the brewery that's says which people are not allowed back."

"How did the Roman cut his hair? Caesar"

"I've never had a beard before this one and I didnt like it at first. But its really growing on me."

"I used to hate peer pressure, but my friends got me into it."

"How do you get a Cambodian person to join you? Just shout ""Hey, Khmer!"""