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Joke of the Day
"I bought a muzzle for my pet duck. Nothing flashy, but it fits the bill."
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"A time traveling pharaoh and a modern Jewish man discuss religions When the man says he is Jewish the pharaoh responds ""I absolutely love Jews. I own 40,000 of them!"""
"""Study: Child dies in portable pool every 5 days"" SOMEBODY HELP THAT DAMN KID"
"I was going to do the dishes but they weren't in the mood."
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"Think Im Sarcastic? Watch Me Pretend To Care!"
"Hey girl did you just get dropped from an F/A-18? Cuz J*daaammnnnn* Im sorry /r/badjokes is dead https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joint_Direct_Attack_Munition"
"0 Jokes Q: What did Zero say to Eight? A: Nice belt. Q. What did Zero say to Nine? A: Nice dick. Q: What did Zero say to Ten? A: Hey don't kick my ass."
"""With my wife it was sex, sex, sex... Yes, three times in 35 years"" -Bob Monkhouse"