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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Russian sovereign with dwarfism and a taste for both men and women? A little bizar"

"If Bill Clinton ever says ""I can't. My wife would kill me"" What he really means is his wife would have him killed."

"Apparently champagne is the easiest alcohol to digest, so I'm going to consume several bottles to wash down my salad."

"Why do you get when you cross a Rhino with a Panzer tank? A bloody mess"

"Does this subreddit like jokes about sodium? ""Na"""

"Last name: Ever. First name: Greatest. Middle name: Hashbrowns."

"There's a black guy in my family tree... he's still hanging there."

"Attention people with multiple people in your avi's: Draw an arrow pointing to yourself, OR replace it with a cat. Thanks, The rest of us"

"I went shopping . . . I went to the supermarket to get some groceries. When I got to the dairy section, they only had one piece of cheese left. It was provolone."

"When a waitress asks if I'd like to hear about the specials, I politely explain that talking about retarded people ruins my appetite."