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Joke of the Day

"Hey girl did you just get dropped from an F/A-18? Cuz J*daaammnnnn* Im sorry /r/badjokes is dead https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joint_Direct_Attack_Munition"

"What does an unborn fetus and a tube of toothpaste have in common? Neither of them can be used as functional tables."

"I saw Death walking out of my house today... I guess Grandma won. Again."

"Whoever invented grass must be a billionaire that stuff is everywhere"

"Jewish telegram: ""Begin worrying. Details to follow."""

"Last week I tried talking to a politician about rape laws... She couldn't see where I was coming from."

"I went to a chyropracter today Oops, I meant a chiropractor. I stand corrected."

"Do fish get thirsty?"

"They say in a group of friends, there's always one person who's probably a psychopathic killer. There's no group now... I couldn't take that chance."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it was the right answer..."