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Joke of the Day

"I want to give a shoutout to the sidewalks... ...for keeping me off the streets"

"I usually prefer buffets to a la carte restaurants. Someone once asked me if I enjoyed Italian restaurants, and I said, I prefer Italiacan restaurants."

"What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building? Nothing if you're a gorilla."

"How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate its tit a lot!"

"Sex! Of course you don't get it."

"What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning? He was conducting."

"Why is your optometrist gay? They love people who can't see straight!"

"What is made of Brass and sounds like Tom Jones Trombones!"

"My friends are taking me to a restaurant called DogHouse ""Is that a Korean place?"""

"AMD hardware aren't for weaklings only for people who can handle the heat!"