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Joke of the Day

"Hey Girl Scout, let your mom handle my cookie transaction. I don't have all day to watch you practice math."

"Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers? they only had one pickup"

"9 years ago, I asked the girl of my dreams out on a date. Today, I asked her to marry me. She said no both times."

"Friend at work hit me with this. (Sorry if repost.) If a Stork brings white babies, and a Crow brings black babies. What brings no babies? The Swallow."

"[Jokes] The three girls LOL FUNNY!"

"Why is the Adults only store open 24hrs? Because get off at different times."

"Your mom farted... And the Universe came into being."

"*When I see someone else jaywalk* ""What an idiot."" *When I jaywalk* ""I am a trained professional. Do not attempt this yourself."""

"I don't approve of political jokes I have seen too many of them get elected."

"trump: ban muslims jeb bush: i disagree. just like dad would. who used to be president ben carson: how did spongebob make fire underwater"