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Joke of the Day

"I made a list of my favorite asses... It's a big ass list."

"What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four"

"Hoarding's great. Collectively speaking."

"After an altercation with my boss, I decided to leave my job at the helium factory. I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice."

"why did the cyclops close his school because he only had one pupil"

"The pirate mechanic fixed my sexbot this morning. ""Thar, she blows."""

"Whats the difference between Jam and Marmalade? (NSFW) Whats the difference between Jam and Marmalade? You cant marmalade your cock up your girlfriends ass"

"Made a friend today. Well, I knocked on my window when a guy walked past my house. I'll name him Terry."

"If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with two people is called a twosome... then I know why people call you handsome."

"Where do terrorists go to have a drink? Allahuak Bar"