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Joke of the Day
"Just bought Rosetta Stone for Starbucks."
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"What was the other reindeer's name? Olive. EDIT: Please don't explain and let those suffer who don't understand"
"In hell, your socks are always wet"
"Wash the alligator clips with rubbing alcohol during flu season Protect yourself from catching a terminal illness."
"What do bisexuals use for transportation? Bicycles."
"Finally, after years of waiting, my book on having sex with herbs has been published. Its about fucking thyme."
"What is a rednecks favorite pie during the holidays? Pump-Kin"
"""Florence + the Machine"" would be a funny name for a Leonardo da Vinci biopic. Follow this account for more goodass Renaissance tweets"
"Fertilizer Plant Explosion This fertilizer sucks, all these plants are dead!"
"""Liquor in the front, poker in the back"" is not an acceptable tee shirt slogan for my church's charity poker team... I know that now."