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"I couldn't bear it anymore. Lol. - Bear suicide note."
"Half of my Facebook friends are still there solely because their life is a train wreck and it's entertaining."
"Statistics show that most Canadians are nosey. They do, however, say ""zed""."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Celeste ! Celeste who ? Celeste time I lend you money !"
"Do you know what the 14th and 15th letters of the alphabet spell? No. _______________________ You are exactly right."
"I once told my dad: ""I feel there are a good and a bad wolf in me fighting for control. But which one will win in the end?"" He said: ""The one you feed."""
"Insta before videos: hey look at my sushi ! Insta with videos: hey look at my sushi for 15 seconds !"
"*lady shares a wallet photo of her son* *i pull out a 20-part accordion wallet photo set of my dogs*"
"Thanks for the heart attack, Chinese menu under the door while I'm watching a scary movie."