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Joke of the Day
"My penis and I are really good friends but... We've never really seen eye to eye"
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"I heard a bunch of Chinese people chanting ""We want rights! We want rights!"" They must be scared of the dark or something."
"What's a Muslims favourite animal? Its Lamb"
"The HARDEST part about being a teenager? Probably having to sigh a second time when the first was too quiet."
"What do skinny jeans and cheap hotels have in common? No *ball*room"
"Chemist died in a fire outbreak. Polices had identified the cause, the chemist knew the water was not a solution,"
"He just gave me his last bit of bacon. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. It was a proposal right?"
"Hillary Clinton"
"Q: Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads? A: They want to measure their intelligence."
"good baseball player nicknames if they weren't already taken: - batman - hitler"