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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick into a girls ass."
Next Joke
"The discharge paperwork at the hospital seems to be expedited a little quicker if you roam up and down the hall with the back of your hospital gown untied."
"What's the best way to see yesterday's front page ? 9GAG"
"If Clinton makes a good joke it'll be Hillaryous"
"Your Mom is so old... She had to use her own face for emoticons."
"Just walked past a girl with a Banksy tattoo on her arm. She must be a really deep sleeper!"
"When I die..... I want to go in my sleep like my grandfather did. Not terrified and screaming like everyone else in his car."
"What's a terrorists favorite sex toy? [NSFW] A blow up doll!"
"What did the Kiwi say to the Jew? Hee broo"
"What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.......just kidding.....poop"