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Joke of the Day

"Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman."

"What does a pirate take for his allergies? Aye-drops"

"When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down."

"Why do all the best golfers keeping buying socks? They get a hole in one!"

"What's the number ten's favorite Spanish phrase? Diez mio!"

"What has 5 teeth and 60 eyes? A bus full of old people"

"Why did the frog cross the road.... Because he was taped to the chicken."

"Racecar spelt backwards is still racecar But racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died"

"How is giving oral sex similar to smoking a cigarette? The flavor gets stronger the closer you get to the butt."

"What is a Spanish person without a car called? Carlos"