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Joke of the Day
"If you're such a powerful warlock, why do you have diabetes."
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"I like my women like I like my cider... ... cold and dry ;)"
"Gf: why have you been googling 'can you milk a hamster' Me: *wipes milk from mouth* it was for a tweet"
"Fucked a girl with one leg once... Should've used my dick ."
"I wish i was ugly for just one single day.. Because being ugly everyday just sucks!"
"The greatest joke of all time... Android."
"Warning to ppl who drink & drive, yday while driving, frnd took his arm out to indicate right turn & someone took his beer. Rascals! #txt"
"Unless there's a new app that lets you shoot people, that phone holster looks ridiculous."
"Hot Date: Girl: Sorry, I don't put out on the first date. Me: [on fire] I respect that in a woman."
"If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive... ...they would eventually find me attractive."