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Joke of the Day
"The greatest joke of all time... Android."
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"How to cats greet each other at Christmas ? ""A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year"" !"
"How do you circumcise a redneck? You kick his sister in the jaw."
"What's the difference between god and an engineer God doesn't walk around thinking he's a fuckin engineer. (Told to me by a millwright)"
"I just found out JFK was jewish. He was shot in the temple."
"Where do you find a no-legged dog? Right where you left it."
"Upgrade your weekend: Take Monday Off..."
"The shit stains in my toilet are so peaceful I just can't piss them off."
"(Music Theory) Why do composers win debates? Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint."
"What do you call a Russian bovine covered in lichen? A Moss-cow"