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Joke of the Day
"One injured in Greyhound rollover in Texas. But the rest of the puppies are fine."
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"What is a politician's favorite kind of tea? Infideli-tea."
"Let's play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game Whenever your girlfriend goes to the bathroom take a shot"
"Veni Vidi Venti. I came, I saw, I ordered a Caramel Macchiato."
"""Will I ever be able to race my horse again"" the owner asked the vet. The vet replied ""You certainly will and you'll probably beat her too!"""
"What's the latest big thing to sweep across Japan? The ocean."
"How do you make a tissue dance? You blow a little boogie in it."
"Last week I fought for a woman's honor Apparently she wanted to keep it."
"You know you're a bad driver when your GPS tells you ""after 400 feet stop and let me out"""
"Nicki Minaj knows we can see her, right?"