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Joke of the Day
"how long does it take for a woman to reach orgasm? who cares?"
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"hehe everyone thinks I'm reading something on my phone but really I'm trapped in the prison of my own mind"
"What is Minecraft? It's Hitler's lesser known second book about his love of knitting. Officially the title is Mein Kraft but, the kids like this spelling more."
"I heard Nintendo once planned to change Donkey Kong's name for their audience in Germany There, he was originally gonna be called ""Danke Kong"""
"new job in call center I got a new job with the local suicide hotline. I tried to phone in sick but they talked me out of it."
"I will be watching Santa's journey on Norad's website very carefully this year. If he goes to West Africa before coming to the UK, I'm bricking the chimney up."
"Can we stop calling actors ""brave""? ""I cant believe he had the courage to play dress up pretend time make believe"""
"People with chrons disease Really need to get their shit together."
"What's the best part of dating 28 year olds? There's 20 of them!"
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