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Joke of the Day

"I'm a big fan of wood. Mahogany. Cherry. Walnut. Morning."

"How do you get a Cambodian person to join you? Just shout ""Hey, Khmer!"""

"Artists can often be compared to a parabola After they compose, they decompose."

"My mom made some french fries for you guys... but you were dicks about it because they were potato quality."

"I'd stop disappointing you, if you stopped expecting me to do stuff."

"Men are four times more likely than women to commit suicide, even though women attempt it more. So men are better at it! \- George Carlin"

"Today someone told me that they run into things a lot So I told them that they should walk more"

"On Gun Control Yesterday I Called The Fire Arms, Tobacco, Alcohol And Asked The Agent What Fully Automatic Weapon Goes With A Shot Of Burbon. Sean O' Talk Show Host SOS Computer Talk"

"Why was the vampire's girlfriend mad at him? Because she couldn't finish her sentences. Why couldn't she finish her sentences? He kept eating her periods."

"What is a missionary's favorite car a convertible"