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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris."

"There was a fire in the aromatherapy candle factory. Things are much calmer now."

"A study shows women are more interested in how a penis looks than in how big it is ... As long as it looks big."

"What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid? Drop the base."

"I like how people say pets love you unconditionally like if you didn't feed them and someone else did they wouldn't go to them immediately."

"What game do lesbians like to play? Clash of Clams"

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapus"

"Fred: Do you like my new hairstyle? Harry: In as much as it covers most of your face yes."

"The sum of the cabbage is directly proportional to the square root of the carrot divided by the mayo. That's Cole's Law."

"A Stupid Boyfriend Thought LOL Meant ""Lots Of Love"". So He Sent This Text To His Girlfriend,""You Are Only Girl Of My Life.......LOL""."