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Joke of the Day
"My thoughts are as pure as snow... after the trucks have driven hard and plowed through it."
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"I tried to catch fog once... I mist"
"I've counted 8 people so far whose New Year's resolutions include ""loose weight"". Can I add spelling to your list too?"
"I can't believe I'm in class on Presidents' Day. This is an obamanation."
"what do you call a group of Mexicans smoking weed? Some baked beans"
"A drug addict and a nun So a drug addict walks up to a nun and sees that her clothes are ripped. He looks at her and says, ""Sister, you have a bad habit."""
"Two men walk into a bar... The third one ducks."
"I went to a Nautica outlet store They had sails on everything"